As a dad, I completely identify with:

Sweet! Peter Berg. Isn't he the lovable sidekick in the 80's ski movie, "Aspen Extreme"?
I thought he died. Ohhhh. Acting.

Wait wait wait wait. (puff puff) So like, you're saying religion is just trying to make money like any other business. You're blowin' my mind, man. (puff puff) It's like, God man, God is like just some product that people can make money from like, like, like Mickey Mouse, man. (puff puff) No way. No freakin' way.…

No wonder my mailman's been blowing by my "Beware of God" sign that I nailed to my fence to keep out intruders: he knew it was bullshit.

This is the pain you cause when you hate:

Y'all should read MY book
I'm currently in a pretty sexy love triangle with Susan Boyle and Missy Elliot. Those ladies HATE eachother, but Missy has a way of making me feel like a real man. Also, she's into pegging.
Susan and I just do a bunch of drugs and eat peanut butter, but it satisfies the soul.

Oh yeah, DPA? Well the Jerk train called and they just, uh . . . they just . . .

You know what I love about hatin'?
It's how easy it is to be destructive. Let's say you spent the last two years of your life writing a book. You are describing your book in a group of people and I walk over and say, "Oh, that book sucks." Bam! Just like that. I have eroded years of your life.
It's incredibly…

As a happily married man with an infant, let me tell you: you will fight during the first few months of a kid. We always make up, and we knew we would going into it - but kids put a strain on the marriage. And we haven't even reached the part where we differ on the right way to raise our kids. There's something…

Yes, but does gmail Buzz know about this?

I agree. However, the implication I was going for was that Peanut Butter was my dog, and he was banging on the keyboard with his paws - not a dog writing about peanut butter.

My dog would like to say something to all you haters. Take it away, Peanut Butter:

I would like to add one more comment to my 50 comments on this thread and say that marriage and relationships are different for everybody. I certainly have married friends that are clearly in terrible marriages and should never have got married (at least to that person). A commenter above mentioned that marriage is…

Here, HDB: I found your quote:

HipsterDBag:
On a post, just yesterday in the Then That Was Music article, you lamented how lonely your life is and went off about how your best years were in high school. You specifically mentioned your lack of companionship. I remember. I ripped you for it.
Now, I certainly don't expect consistency from a comment…

It did in the 1830's.

Yes. If the movie had a small budget, I would have liked it and said it was underhyped.
Wait . . . that doesn't change my enjoyment.

I've never LOVED an Apatow movie
except Superbad.

To address Nathan's question
Every one of my single friends say they love banging random girls when in the presence of a group. One on one - after a few drinks, they usually will open up about finding someone.

This firstie
is a thirdie or worse.