God, I hope Hollywood is never successful in finally adapting "Confederacy of Dunces." They've been trying since the 70's and have gone from Belushi and Richard Pryor to (most recently) Will Ferrell and Mos Def. There is no way a film could capture the humor of that writing, or any actor - ANY - could do justice to…

Don't know if anyone is checking back to see what the answer to my last cryptic crossword was since it's been a few days. If so, here you go:

The Difference Between Me and Any Member of the B.E.P.'s
or How I Learned to Quit Hating and Love the Peas

Chapter 4: The Awakening

Here.

Chapter 2:

Am I the only one that hated high school? And it wasn't like I was some dork (I hope). I was captain of the soccer team and had a pretty hot girlfriend. I just hated the insecurities: scrutinizing every conversation with everyone. Constantly self aware. Also, sex doesn't start to get good until the young 20s. …

Well, if you specifically remember . . .

My boss will not stay away from my desk long enough for me to make the proper joke about asking your mom out that your comment so obviously entices.

I synced up The Wizard of Oz to Will Smith's Willenium.

Dead McMahon, shouldn't you be in school right now? It always creeps me out when I see you on these threads because I don't like the concept of talking to high school kids on the internet.
Isn't there an "AV Club for Kidz" site you could post your comments on? No one here is buying smokes for you.

All music has its place, boners. When I'm dancin' up at the club with a fine fine honey, I do not want to listen to The Antler's Hospice Album. That's a great way to get everyone to clear the dance floor and I don't get to put my p***s in anything later that night.
It's also very difficult to really appreciate any…

DVD's need a release
Good for them.

@ TfAD:

You know what fixed my marriage? Duct tape.

You know what else was fashionable for about a week?
The Hater

@ Hot august lunch: we should start an AV Club Cryptic Crossword (you listening Rabin?)

@ Hot August Lunch:

Face of Oprah returns disgustingly in Sandra Bullock movie. (6,2,6)

That's the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life . . . and I've seen Scary Movie 2.