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No, Louphafr. It was Crash. You might want to stick to the 1-star puzzles.

Does anyone know if this available for download on Mp3?
It's . . . for a friend.
O.k., it's for me, but it's because I just swallowed some poison.
No . . . I just like it. (I mean, did you hear the auto-tune? DID you?)

Oops, can't forget Helen. Let me grab one more. For Helen.

That's terrible, the Beast. You know, not everyone ha- OOOH COOKIES!

Sandra Bullock movie found in wreck with sarcasm reversed. (5)

oops, I meant: (3,3)

How about a Cryptic Crossword?
Sandra Bullock movie is out of gas with tenth playing. (3,4)

Ha ha ha ha ha.
The Hater is on it!

D'oh!
Did. Not. See. That. Coming.

Yeah. I like apples. Why?

Now you're just hurtin' feelings.

Valentine's Day!
This movie looks awe! Some!

@ Duder:

I called Stacy out once for really being a dude, and she(?) lashed out at me. Lashed out at me something fierce about how come girls can't be witty or something. It was then that I realized that I don't care either way.
On the internet, most people aren't what they claim to be. For example, I'm really a professor at

I'm also 34 years old.
I never get the sexpot roles, though. Mostly I get escorted from the studio. Mostly.

I thought Coraline was Tim Burton. Was it not? And I fucking loved it!

@ Liadriat:

I was gonna invoke DFW again, but fuck it. I'm just going to a different page. Amelie's schtick has gone from cleverly cunning and biting to just bitchy.

Antz : A Bug's Life

A magnum of Opus! Now I've got plans all weekend.