Despite all his rage, he is still just a nicolas cage.

Commissioner Gordon never yells?

pics or it didn't happen

What is that, CIA stash?

When Darryl finally reaches the meeting place to find bodies scattered everywhere, I couldn't help yelling, in my best Willem Dafoe…."THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIGHT!!"

DVDs can't possess anything. Stop it with the apostrophes.

Who's got the scarier whistle: The Governor, or Omar??

Been a huge Low fan ever since my slightly overweight, slightly neckbearded, yet slightly hot Drawing 102 TA played "I Could Live in Hope" on his little black boombox while we sketched nude models.

Yeah, it's like when dudes rail against gays a little too much…and then end up in a massive glory hole scandal.

What, no video?

A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine!

Damn, damn, DAAAMN!!!

so dreamy.

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

Universal = ting ting ting ti-tingy ting ti-ting

Definitely The Wire.

Metal Gear taught me that love can bloom, even on a battlefield.

Jeff's appendicitis story made me tear up. Don't judge me.

You don't call in Adam DeVine when you want restraint.

Yeah, well. Calling the CB-6000 a "Chaz" wouldn't make any sense, now, would it?