As would I, Cheese. As would I.

Let's ask Merle.

See, it's exactly this kind of shit right here.

Now that's what I call a

MOAR LIEK WIZARD OF BLAHZ AMIRITE

who?

Is the Dean basically turning into Mrs. Garrison?

At least Morgan gives you fair warning before he Rube Goldberg beheads you.

Andrea is such a Minerva.

Race card trumps Nazi card. House rules.

How is "depressing source material" the show's problem?

Herschel. He's rockin' the Dread Pirate Roberts mini-ponytail.

I laughed a bunch at this episode. Apparently I was wrong.

Watching Cartman eat Cheesy Poofs always gives me stoner-level munchies.

I'm not trying to be an ass by saying "let's not pretend" - I could've found another way to say that, sure - but saying "the letter writer isn't a woman" is just false. The letter writer is a woman, unless the letter writer has had a sex change, or even hormonal therapy, no? So the letter writer is a woman who does…

She is a woman. She just doesn't feel like/present like one. Not passing judgement, but let's not pretend.

That's fucked up.

More like "Stupid Opinions" amirite

I can't stop looking at Mia Wasikowska in the "Stoker" banner ads on this page.

Bachelorette has screenwriters?