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Moral of this story: Dads hate boyfriends.

Asian guy…not a tiny hairless twink…?

The homie from the helicopter whose head ended up in the headquarium.

Love this album for workouts and fast driving. Can't even front.

The Gov'nah must be in-fucking-credible in the sack for Andrea not to DTMFA when:

"There’s going to be a big fight between the prison group and the Woodbury group, and it should be intense, and hopefully no more black people will have to die to make it happen." 
There can only be one black male on the show at a time.

Well, I assume there was another tit somewhere nearby.

As cryptic as you were being in your first paragraph, I expected something far more taboo than a set of saucer-sized areolæ.

Well put.

Ah. So this is what Community fanfic is like.

You forgot the part where you run upstairs crying, then slam your bedroom door.

Why are you picking a Random Internet Fight with me? Are you new to AVClub? This is where people come to express both love *and* hatred for all things pop culture. The bathroom is just down the hall, and to your left. Help yourself to a cold one from the fridge.

I'm not talking about all car singing. I'm talking about the particular subset of car singing in which one person, usually the straight, is driving, and the passenger is warbling on to Come Sail Away or somesuch, and doesn't get face-punched by said driver. I don't think it's pathological to point out tired, lazy,…

No mention of OK Computer? At all?

Agitmo C.S. III is *so* gonna get grounded when his mom finds out.

Dear Hollywood,

So wait - a show that people like got cancelled? 

::opens Spotify::

Q: What's the difference between Felicia Pearson from The Wire, and Calvin Broadus from the Dogg Pound?