I'm the one man army named Omar
I never been tooken out
I keep lookouts lookin' out

"You want to work your way up to the Fucksaw" is the new "There's always money in the banana stand".

Also The Wire had a shit-ton of black people in it…and wasn't…a sitcom…and….had….terrible ratings.

What? You mean the Jamie Foxx Show wasn't a ratings powerhouse??

@D_Boons_Ghost: Nope. It's *terrible*.

The…manicorns have…unusually *wide* packages.

"Boom Boom Pow" is basically children's music.

Boomie Lives.

走れ！

Oh, please. Like there's never been a piece of shit in the White House.

The Biebs abides.

The Office series finale: Dwight wakes up at his beet farm and realizes Dunder Mifflin was all a beet-overdose fever dream.

Happens at rock shows too. Josh Homme has made an art form of shutting down "cocksmokers".

INT. LIVING ROOM - EVENING

At what point do we call Don Cheadle and make Rabin an honorary black man?

sigh. Death of a thousand cuts, fa real.

It's that easy to get things out of butts??

Christoph Waltz is a sexy motherfucker.

Christoph Waltz is a sexy motherfucker.

Sex on the Beach.