That's actually where he recommended I start. Are you him?

Ouch. I hate writing personal statements so I can't offer any advice on that. How about some good wishes? Good luck!

This weekend I had a horrible nightmare where Eddie Redmayne and the screenplays for Birdman and The Imitation Game won Oscars. *Shudders*

"Is that a thing the young people really don’t know? It seems like something everyone learns in college."

Seriously? UGH!
So three weeks without a new Jane the Virgin AND Gravity Falls?

Seriously, The Imitation Game?
Ugh.

Look on the bright side: Watching Jupiter Ascending put you two hours closer to death.
Wait, how is that good?

Say no more.

It did.
Believe it.

How cute are these pyromaniacs?

Well, maybe I want to do something different this summer, God!

Oh wow, I was considering doing the same thing but I ended up watching Kingsman instead. I'll probably check out 50 Shades though when its on home video since now I'm starting to get embarrassed of considering watching it in theaters.

Beats laying on the couch in front of the TV doing nothing like I usually do. Sure why not?

I'd be fine with that. I rarely go to the beach anyway.

*Power Pose!*

"Topical outfit. Can't wait for your Borat costume in 9 years."

That sounds so tediously frustrating and not as fun as I thought it'd be.

Oh man. Earlier today I was talking with a friend on how growing up we had so little options for queer entertainment. I'm glad that current generation have more options but it sucked for people our age.

Yikes, sorry to hear that

Wait, you work in the closed captions in TV?