The generals REALLY love making their fingers, witches fingers

Look, obviously you don't understand how the free market works. If the people don't like pay 800000 times more for water, they'll just drink water's competition, and it will all work itself out. It's not the market's fault if water is a loss-leader. Water just needs to do a better job of marketing itself to its…

America
How can there be too much cheese on something?!?

Rabin's next piece:

Truly history's greatest monster

Massively popular, incredibly consistent, not overwhelmingly satisfying, make you feel bad after "doing", and something that every pretentious fuckwit online falls over themselves to claim that they're way above and would never, ever, do?

It really should be:
Approve
Disapprove
I'm a Centrist, and both are equally as bad

Surveys with fake emails and answers they don't like can be discarded just as easily as surveys with real emails and answers they don't like.

But the important thing to his supporters, apparently, is that he asks them what they think about the raw-dogging while it's happening.

Watch this sick burnout:
a. Dude!!
b. DUDE!!!
c. BITCHIN
d. K, but what should I do with your beer while I'm holding it?

I mean, it'd be a for sure thing if he woke up tomorrow Black

You really have to sell your departure, too. How will we all know that we'll be sorry when you're gone if you don't tell us?

*As long as their elected representative is white and Obama remains black, that is.

I have a pure AV Club account because I felt like sticking it to Big Disqus.

Come come now, you're surely holding back on us aren't you?

Those day old articles on other websites aren't going to repost themselves!

You're probably just tired because you experienced too much Dawes. Too much Dawes can cause sleepiness, plaidophilia, and commenting system changes. If you feel like you've had too much Dawes, induce vomiting immediately.

Anyone with eyes can see that that this mashed-up comment design is a failure!

Zombie robots have long since lost their ability to feel love

It's about time for Blackish to get over that self righteousness. Get over yourself, Blackish!