It inspired me to never go riding around in the desert on my dirt bike.

But would you watch Franco fuck Francoclone in front of two infinity mirrors?

I just wish I knew what the protocol for liking myself is.  Is liking myself the same as self-promoting?  Or should I only like things that I really really like?  What if I merely agree with myself, does that mean that I should also like myself?  This..this is way too much pressure, man.

"Unity is [that which] we are afraid of; [however, to be afraid is] insanity[, instead] let's [do the sane thing, and] love each other."

If he didn't want them all to leave, he shouldn't have hung that cardboard sign stating "NO GURLZ ALOWED" on the main office door.

HOLY CRAP THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY REASON FOR EXISTENCE.

"Oh, dear.  I cannot imagine such a thing".

Look, I don't see any problems with this movie.  If I was walking past my neighbor's house, and he had the blinds open and I saw he was watching this movie, there's a good chance that I wouldn't immediately break into his house, gruesomely kill his entire family, burn the house down, and then flee the murder and arson…

I've found that I have to read articles like this to your girlfriend, in order for her to get it…

It'd make a lot more sense if he'd just quit eating around the bush.

NSFS = Not Safe For STEVEHOLT?

It's a lot from column A and a little from column B.  Wolves are rare in the lower 48 precisely because we culled them.  Same with grizzly bears.  Same with lions in North Africa and Europe.  But yeah, tigers and jaguars and cougars are endangered because of human-caused environmental pressure.

Amalgamated backpack.

Clearly they're saying that Dinosaurs escaped from all of the future Jurassic Parks.  Except we'll never fully code dinosaur DNA, so they filled the holes with scorpion and pufferfish and funnel web spider DNA, because of course we'd do such a thing.  And trust me, nothing in humanity's experience has ever prepared us…

The Raccoons were a problem, sure.  But the real threat was the nuclear mice.

I really do look up to all of you!  Good pun threads are such a boost to my day!!

I got a Sigur Ros notification for this!?!?!

YOU FOOL!! YOU'VE JUST GIVEN HIM ACCESS TO CHANGE OUR PRESENT?  WHO WILL HE KILL?  WILL HE MAKE PLANKING A THING 6 MONTHS EARLY, THUS DISRUPTING THE MEME FLOW AND BRINGING ABOUT THE RISE OF THE MACHINES?  IF HE WASN'T GOING TO DO THAT, HE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT NOW.  EXCEPT NOW HE'S IN THE PAST SO HE DOESN'T KNOW…

It seems to me that you're burying the lede as APPARENTLY YOU GREW UP IN A NEIGHBORHOOD WITH RAPTORS.

Scream Time, People!  The ! is mandatory, for copyright reasons.