Sour milk and stiff upper lips.

I've never understood that argument, and the reason why is that there's arguably still a market for said channels (so some people would still pay for them), and the owning entity will still make the same amount regardless of whether 5 million people pay for bundled package x or 4 million people pay for channel a and 1…

I really do think its the eyebrows.  Like, starting at her feet, I get 95% of the way up, and I'm golden.  Hit those things and its just an instant boner-killer.  But weird eyebrows have always kinda been one of my primary boner-killers.

She's not my thing.  I think it's the ginger eyebrows - can't stands 'em.

A SUMMARY OF THE AVCLUB COMMENTARIAT 5/3/2013:

I will fight you with knives for having such an opinion.  I might go to prom with you if my Canadian girlfriend backs out.  Her grandma's sick with polio and she thinks she might die, and then her family will be so overwhelmed with funeral bills that they can't pay for her plane ticket and prom dress, which will suck…

Why don't they just set Jur4sic Par4 on a plane?  It'd have to be a 747, because T-Rex, obviously.  But I can see no problem with it.  The big finale can be that the sole surviving humans parachute out of the plane but are followed by raptors who fight them on the way down!

MOUNTAIN DEW!! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE YOU GONNA DRINK YOU FUCKING PUSSY?

It's just all-around BAAAAd.

All nuts suck unless they're almonds and made into almond paste, a magial process that transmogrifies almonds from horrible dreck to wonderful food of the gods.

Die Hungry Man Microwavable Dinners: The Depressioning.

You know you've fallen far when HBO CEO of Tits has to explain the subtext in something to you.

You're really being obtuse about this.

***Shatters window to Taste Test Laboratories, finds decomposing body of IES Dave Chang shoved into corner, backs slowly out***

I can't be that hard.  Just start studying her body

How about the fact that all those space fantasies, all that alien-fucking, laser-shooting, galaxy-travelling romps through The Final Frontier are absolute and complete bullshit.  The speed of light is unbreakable, and to even get kind of close to it would require more energy than currently exists in our entire solar…

Well, @avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus just wanted to get the taste in his mouth…

Megan Fox's toe-thumbs are proof that man was not meant to play God.

"Ah, the old 'dick in the popcorn' stunt?  I'm incorrigible, me."

"You are correct, I am the original composer and performer of Creed's 'Higher'." - Albert Einstein