If only they'd chlorinated the water more! I don't know if fluoridation would have had an impact!

Soon they'll be starring in a remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny Devito classic TWINS, and all of the jokes about how they're twins that don't look the same will be more hilarious for their surrealism.

Seemed more, as I understand it, that King was pissed about the story revisions and Nicholson.

Didn't Allen do an opera a couple years ago or something? How'd that turn out?

Good lord, what do we need with more television? Give it a rest!

I like the inclusion of "who sits in his own house" cause doing that while he was visiting the neighbors would be pretty rude.

I've never been so proud that I never read the Goosebumps books.

Maron is the polar opposite of hilarious. Him being ignorant and disparaging anything is as far from funny as hearing an episode of Politically Incorrect involved shouting is far from surprising.

Damn it, Rice! We both knew you should have gotten to work on that tie-in novel for Shadows of the Damned, not this bilge.

This is true. My original statement was incomplete and should have acknowledged this.

I really don't get why the story is still about that Witwicky guy. I'm not just saying I don't find how Shia plays him funny or charming, but the character just doesn't do anything for the movies and I don't see what his appeal is supposed to be. Okay, he's a not very hot guy who gets to fuck hot characters, but…

Seeing him in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was oddly nerve-wracking. He just seemed so vulnerable and frail that I worried for no reason that he would be beaten when he stepped off camera or that he was in pain just being in the movie.

"There’s something inherently compelling about massive egotism and arrogance untethered to actual accomplishment."  Fuck no. No one is more likely to be massively arrogant and egotistical than someone who has accomplished nothing. People with the actual skills, discipline, humility, empathy, etc. to accomplish shit…

Well, this makes North and South seem comparatively awesome.

Fuck Moore. Dave Gibbons is presumably happy with it and that's what counts.

He's referring to the comedy style of Piglet.

I'm too busy hunting to be impressed, Gatherer.

I hate this movie (because I was an dramafag virgin in high school) but loved or enjoyed everything else Linklater has made, but I watched this with the commentary on. The best part for me was when the ordinarily ultra-laid back and cool Linklater actually seemed to show some real anger during a scene in a pool hall…

*SPOILERS*

Oh my god, given how bad Youth Without Youth and Tetro were, how fucking bad could the Lucas equivalent of those be?