Scott Tobias quotes someone else doing so here: 
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

You can't really grasp just how much that would suck until you see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I only remember Roth with any clarity, and him I remember looking bored by Spica's antics.

Goldemic: Bordem and Douchiness

Nonsense. The Recobbled Edition shows that it's repetitive to the point of tedium (Seriously, the thief does the same flying schtick going for the gold balls THREE FUCKING TIMES and we get another eight minutes of that during the climax) and the characters are paper flat no matter how well animated their body language…

What in all this amounts to "Hollywood rebel?" That's like saying the privately owned restaurant two blocks away is "rebelling" against the town's McDonalds. Okay, sure, Corman put violence, somewhat edgy sexual content and all that in some of his movies, but he waited until that was pretty much the trend anyway.…

More like

Very disappointed that Ziggy doesn't seem have Garfield neutered in this.

Then they botch the covers of hundreds of thousands of DVDs and have to do a massive recall.

I shouldn't be here as I have no musical taste at all, but I just want to claim that the worst I've heard is "Christmas at Ground Zero" http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hugo is an ugly dummy. He won't be getting any ham.

Personally, I've read around fifteen anti-Twilight comments for every comment in its favor. No one has ever said anything about it to me even though I've had to shelve it incessantly.

Oh god. The Library Policeman has an arbitrary use of child rape, ass pull heroic weapon, pointless hobo story about the villain, etc. It's so bad that when I ever revert back into King fanboy mode, I just have to be reminded it exists to snap out of it instantly.

Any movie about you would suck dicks. ALL the dicks.

I'll admit it: I would fuck Sandler in drag. I'd even let Sandler Not-In-Drag watch.

So, does the Anaconda's malt liquor give anyone in this movie a little dick?

Fiendish Dr. Heiter, you dun FUCKED UP NOW!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGH!

Oh, c'mon! it's just this: http://api.ning.com/files/-…

Woody Allen wrote that joke in a New Yorker piece whose title I don't remember. But somehow Scoop ended up being one of the movies he actually made instead.