who brought the cat?
would Margaret Atwood?

Harkening up the thread, IT"S NOT INCEST! They're actors! They're not really related! Was it incest when the Brady kids hooked up?

What you need is a time machine!

I was high as a kite in college, with a friend at the dorm snack bar, and we caught the second half of The Wrong Trousers without sound on the TV there. And of course hailed it as the funniest thing we'd ever seen. For the next year, we referenced "that cartoon with a penguin disguised as the chicken" and no one had…

Make sure you tell her about my penis!

I don't think he meant Glen Beck, I think he meant Beck.

And why a shirt but no pants?

That's okay. Just keep telling us about her nipples.

Being a a Syracuse fan, I am able to enjoy the Jayhawks immensely. But I have to have someone toss the disc in the air so I can spike it away with an outstretched hand, Hakin Warrick-style.

"make sure you get a good shot of my canceraids rash!"

Ironically, it was the "Save Pushing Daisies" telethon.

GeoGreg, I think Gary Larson beat Dexter to the punch. He had a 'toon of a scientist who invented something (helmet? )that let you understand dog speech, and all of them were all, "Hey!Hey!hey!" and "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Please note history will also be the jury and the executioner.

If you don't think 11-year-olds can be assholes, you've never spent any significant time in a mall. Or a middle school. Honestly, around 11-year-olds at all. Alec's just callin' it like he sees it.

Don't worry, Karatloz…if you check the archives, you'll find the AVC gave The Shepherd's Dog a B- too. Apparently, B- is the new A.

Or how easy it will be to rape them, since they won't be expecting it.

Airheads, while technically not a "good" movie, does contain one particularly good exchange:

I am here to remind you that accidents can happen. Such as the killing of you. By us.

Maybe it could have vampires. Or werewolves. Or werewolves with vampires in their mouths so when they barked they shot vampires at you. I don't know, I'm not a writer, just someone who clicked on the link due to false impression. I don't always put a whole lot of thought into what I click on. Whch may explain my…

Am I the only one who clicked on this review…
…hoping it was s sequel to World War Z? That was a seriously decent book. And it inspired me to keep an axe in my bedroom. Just in case zombies enter my house.