agressive only has one 'g'.

I have a naked lady fetish.

If you could take that post and inject it into yourself, it would provide some protection against flaming canceraids. Not, like, total immunity, but maybe it would shorten the course by a week or two.

I'm confused…who should I tell to die in a fire?

I know! why don't musicians just pick one type of music and make that,! Fuck trying something new! Fuck growth! Haha, you said bleep-bloop.

I like bread and butt errrrr

I banged Lester at a halloween party once. I though it was great, but if you have to explain it…

Pearls before swine? Get fuzzy? The comics curmudgeon, at least?

The Outsiders? by SE Hinton? I don't know if that book is as edgy as you remember it…

Burns' baseball? But 8 of his ringers were out of comission before the big Shelbyville game! And what about his avoidance of players' sideburns? Criminal!