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I hate him enough for both of us, Handlen.

This might indeed be the best episode of The Simpsons ever made.

Pretty damn accurate. I thought it was about 30% funny, but the more I think about it the more I figure that's just me.

That was the best Robot Chicken episode I've ever seen!

THAT'S PRETTY ACCURATE. I THOUGHT IT FOCUSED TOO HEAVILY ON ITS GIMMICK AND HAD A REAL FOURTH SEASON FEELING TO IT. WEAKEST OF THE SEASON SO FAR.

Clear eyes, full hearts, get ready for a lot of comments quoting this line.

I think "A Moveable Feast" still applies here.

Man, the lack of Homestar Runner is the surest sign that today's modern internet is nothing more than a mistake.

Yeah, the guy trying to wave away the bribery-cam was genuinely excellent. The episode wasn't mind blowing or anything but a few good gags like that is more than enough.

"Remember when I said I would eat you last?

'cause Breaking Bad was actually a good show.

"They're going to look pretty stupid when they find out"
"Find out what, Rick?"
"GET TO THE CHOPPAH"

Rick, you went a little overboard when we told you to be more interesting.

That guy definitely has Comedy Central now. I just know it.

We're missing the best one by far: "Phony Tornado Alarm Reduce Readiness".

This joke is somehow older than the "Behind the Laughter" episode.

"That's not a question, professor" might be my most-quoted Simpsons line of all time.

"That must be that Cuban I ordered" was one of those lines that could have totally fallen flat, but oh my God Gloria's despondent "hola". was just about the funniest line in a pretty damn funny episode.

SO DO YOU!

SIX SEASONS BUT NONE FOR AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D, CANCEL THAT.