Worst part is that Chuck's line is a lie as well: The was a time, long ago, when he read stories to his little brother in a tent and assured him everything was going to be okay.

That means he's the KING!

Just say "The A.V. Club" and put a quote from the review that's somewhat disparaging to us and you'll be swimming in upvotes.

Tuco seemed really excited to play judge. Maybe…maybe crazed drug king wasn't his first love. Maybe he just wanted to wear a baggy robe and dole out justice.

Loved it as soon as I figured out which Cinnabon that was.

This is a review for the first show. The first show is the only show we could possibly talk about it. The next show might be real good! This one I didn't like so much.

Oh man I love this album, I love Stephin Maritt, and frankly I should take a moment to point out how much I Love Lemony Snicket.

oh SHIT I didn't think about that at all. I thought it was just funny that he accidentally shot a bald eagle. Fuck this show is amazing.

I've always disliked J.J. as a character, as he seemed to exist mostly to make Rusty feel bad via succeeding more. But dammit if I didn't tear up a little bit when the little guy took off his wig.

If you asked me yesterday if I would want a parasol/lightsaber fight between demons on an asteroid, I would've probably said "Yes, of course, what are you stupid?"

I thought the panel was okay and I liked that they tried to stay mostly serious, but for a show on Comedy Central I found it to be almost laughless, which is worrisome. Wilmore seemed awkward during the monologue, and frankly I've heard the "Oscar snub? You mean THE LEGO MOVIE, right? haha." jokes a hundred times this…

I'm a Cookie Monster! Don't cookie look at me!

Woof. I hate this meme but this one was dead on.

If you don't think this is the best Mr. Burns episode of all time, I have but one thing to say to you:

CancerAIDS is the gift commenters give themselves!

(Casablanca is number 30)

The IMDB Top 250 is probably the worst metric of film quality out there. I don't think I need any further proof than the fact that "Fight Club" is in the top ten.

OH YEAH? I would accept thinking somebody said 'Venture Bros' and asking "Excuse me, are you talking about the Venture Brothers? I love that show." and them saying "No, I was talking about the chain of midwestern retail stores 'Venture", from the 80s and early 90s" and I would say "oh sorry, my mistake" over the whole…

I would accept five minutes of Venture Brothers over the whole of most shows.

You guys better be careful with praising this game. The worship of Talos is banned here, thanks to the Aldmeri Dominion. Don't want a Thalmor on your ass.