Jesus. We were joking! We were making a joke! We never imagined we could actually CHANGE things.

I mean, come on Creationists. You get why they're not going to put that into their science show, right? It would be like, to us a metaphor people here will connect with, if Hannibal spent a few minutes every week to talk about how much Hannibal sucks. It's both against the best interests of the show and observably not…

"This episode had a handful of good jokes, and a heartfelt ending, but I'm gonna compare it to the legendary classic episode we reviewed earlier today and hate it."

Yes, I understand the irony of making an internet comment to decry an internet comment, so don't bother pointing that out.

Though the Dean is the exact sort of player you want in your party.

Abed is kinda a shitty DM. He creates a detailed world but forgets that it is supposed to be about having fun.

It's doggy style week at the A.V. club!

Does anybody else think this just looks like LOST in space?

This math checks out. You'll notice that movies without Mifune are only a tenth as awesome as movies with him.

This article could have just said "IT'S FUCKING AWESOME" and I would have been satisfied.

Todd believes in its potential, so no. Definitely not.

Don't forget that in the MIDDLE of Ted telling the kids about telling his mother about what happened, he also told Marshall a story.

In this episode, Finn DID slay an evil ocean, and you could argue that he cast the Lich King down.

The light of being a bad show won't hit Hannibal for a million years, that's how good a show it is.

In a twist, it was all Crawford. Everybody's a serial killer! Everybody!

This is one hundred percent correct. It's the go-to example of Don's strengths, and one of the most moving scenes on TV. All the advertisements ever made combined can't even account for half of the emotion Don puts into that one pitch.

Next, of course, will be America's Least Funny Video, which will be a twenty-five season long meditation on our nation's tragedies.

This episode was just okay, but I'm glad you mentioned 'Time Tunnel', because that is the episode that made me fall in love with The Adventures of Pete and Pete, a love I have never regretted.

Also, anybody who watched that Venomoth take out a Dragonite twice its level knows that this stuff is goddamn magical.

One of the most interesting and best parts of this whole thing is that, now that they're playing gen II, it's mostly agreed that references to the old mythology and memes aren't wanted and that we should all start from scratch.