I'm hesitant to compare it to The Simpsons, but I know that I never want Adventure Time to end.

(Double post apparently, worth it though because this episode was double good)

Yeah, if you pay attention a lot of Adventure Time is about how Obama is a secret Muslim.

(With an ending that made me tear up a little)

Oh cool, I was just in the mood for something horrifying and dire.

Don't ask him that. He HATES that.

For us, El Guapo is a bad guy who wants to kill us.

Exactly this. I wasn't expecting a beautiful explanation of the battle between light and dark in this show, but fuck if I didn't feel something when they started talking about the importance of just doing a small bit of good.

I wish I lived in the perfect universe where they both win a co-emmy for Lead Actor and during their entire speech they constantly give each other the middle finger.

Come die with me, little prince.

It's good to see a simple, goofy episode like the Sideshow Bob one tonight get a little love here. It wasn't amazing, and the plotline got a little ridiculous, and perhaps there were three too many callbacks to past Bob episodes, but I enjoyed it throughout.

More like HBO DON'T go, am I right guys?*

You heard what happens every year: a couple of people forgot that you're not supposed to clap until the end, and so there's a small smattering of applause at the beginning and the most awkward silence of the year immediately after.

There's something about Mr. Burns leading an exercise routine that's hilarious to me, compounded infinitely by the fact that said exercise routine serves as a handy countdown to destruction.

Jeez man, this is like the planetary alignment of username/comment synergy.

ONE HI-YI-YA!

Oh, what? Just because PFT doesn't fit your patriarchal standards of how a man SHOULD look, you don't think he should star in a TV show? I think his full frontal nudity in the first episode is BRAVE and…

INSANE TRUE DETECTIVE THEORIES CORNER:

Ones are not allowed cars, of course.

THREE BEES.