Marie Fury would be my choice, personally.

I think we've finally figured out what fan club you're the president of.

My mistake: I posted on the wrong thread, deleted it, didn't fucking realize that deleting it meant it would keep the post and delete my name.

"Those Fucking Unicorns" are on my all-time favorite list of band names from these lists.

Oh man. I wait EVERY year for this.

To be fair, they put that opera house RIGHT on the outskirts of Crime Alley. What choice did they have?

Making fun of MY boner, are they?

I would completely watch a version of that movie where all the kids start dancing again, and it IMMEDIATELY leads to everybody having crazy, dangerous sex.

(This is actually the sweetest thing I have ever read on this website)

Dancing has always, always been about getting people to have sex with you.

Kids these days: The interview.

I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I cannot stand The National. I think it's that guy's voice. Something about it just grates me every time.

There's this weird thing occasionally where people seem to think that GRRM is a feminist because he writes women who have dragons.

Eh, this seemed a bit more bloody than funny.

Emphasis on the 'F' of course.

I DARE you to use that grade sometime this month, VanDerWerff.

Dear, sweet God it's happened. It's finally happened.

Pretty excellent stuff. It's amazing how elaborate and well-understood this entire universe is, that we can have a mini-murder mystery from the point of view from an entirely new character and it all works out like this.

That last-paragraph devolution into Hanna-Barbara land was worth the price of reading about The Blacklist alone.

I AM THE GHOST OF DOWNVOTES PAST. YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR WAYS, PEDANTICEDITORTYPE, OR THE CURSE OF DOWNVOTES WILL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.