Bullets!

A more apt analogy would be that Olivia Munn is a nerd like you are the actual, real Oscar Leroy, and I am an Adobe file that tells you jokes about pumpkins. 

Butt force trauma.

UH OH. Looks like @avclub-5f22af5e0c04d2e48211da10852e8a83:disqus  is in need of some re-ned-ucation!

This is likely the answer, and I thank you.

HELLO JOE.

No it's just the dog.

This reminds me why the jack-o-lantern was afraid to cross the road.

SERIOUS QUESTION CORNER: Who is the extra inside out person at the end? People have told me it was grandpa, but I honestly can't tell and haven't been able to tell since the episode originally aired. Any help, A.V. Club? 

FUN FACT: I have no children yet, but I am already planning on giving them the "Don't step on anything" advice on their wedding days.

I don't mean of the Simpsons, I mean of any television show of all time.

I don't mean of the Simpsons, I mean of any television show of all time.

I'm calling it: This is the best Halloween episode.

"Dead Honky" will forever remain one of the highlights of all comedy, which is a weird sentence.

I really enjoyed the trailer and I will check this out on the basis of that alone.

Paul F. Tompkins, Allison Brie, and Historically Black Colleges.

At the end it will be revealed that the gum you liked DIDN'T come back into style.

The twist is that it will actually be pretty enjoyable, and not at all awful.

Isn't this the album where Ben Folds' dad is a superhero, and sends Ben Folds to a superhero high school?

It's  boat week here at the A.V. Club!