Truer words were never said, @avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus .

Was there a Melville reference? I've read most of him and I didn't catch it.

Does anybody remember in Batman and Robin towards the end where Clooney is grabbing some civilians while  using his grappling hook and says something along the lines of "going up?" but he says it in the most dispassionate way possible?

I've always thought that the Schumacher Batmans' greatest crimes were admitting that all this superhero stuff is for kids, so they made a film that was fun for kids. As a person who was a kid when it came out, I really connected to that.

It's absolutely amazing that they only have one phone line.

I know.

Fascist!

LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME.

I would honestly argue that this was the funniest comedy of the '00s, and that's including Shaun of the Dead. So many great gags, such a ridiculous string of running jokes, and the most kick ass third act of any comedy in ages.

You're off the fucking chain!

Yeezus H. Cryst.

Funky!

(I don't know if you're being sarcastic but I kinda really love Mousehunt)

The fact you call it "humping brains out" proves to me you're not ready.

"I really shouldn't betray the alliance I made with Jeff. I promised him!"

Your  'spoiler alert' completely ruined my perception of reality television, which until now I believed to be the last bastion of truth in media.

Prepare for misting…..prepare for misting.

It made me shit out a ball that said "Damn, that was scary!"

Or all the ridiculous plot contrivances from The Dark Knight Rises?

I'm with you @avclub-9ad2f925a32643f541b183503f33a8c6:disqus . "Nightmare Cafeteria" is a bit weak but the first two are so amazing that it more than makes up for it.