I am Michelle Shocked and Michelle appalled. 

This show really made me think…….

Is it just me, or does that picture at the top sorta make them all look like the bad guys from a Metal Gear Solid game or something?

I'm sorry son, but you must have that person confused with someone else. That's man's name is Roger Murdock. He's the co-pilot.

So you're saying you DIDN'T like it?

I used to watch LOST every week, and me and a friend would sing along with the theme song every time. It was great!

You're thinking of "Midget Prostitute", by Brazzers, staring Shorty Suxx.

He's three times as British. It IS a reboot.

President's still kidnapped though.

The "origin story" is just going to be Snake in regular, non-dystopian New York, but there's a lot of traffic that day so it takes a while to get out.

I thought you'd be taller.

" feels like Gilmore Girls with less humor and more murder." Oh shit they found my Gilmore Girls fan fiction: "Killmore Girls".

I wouldn't mind a gimmick account that JUST posts the number of words Todd uses to talk about a half-hour show.

Yeah, "Mystery Date"'s dream almost had that sense of how a worse show handles dreams: more of a "something dramatic appears on screen but is doesn't REAL happen psych" feel.

But he's under my bed and when you go out of the room he whispers about the renewed public knowledge of showrunners and the role in the creation of good T.V.!

The biggest problem I have with the show, and this has been pretty constant, has been the relative predictability of what sort of jokes the characters are going to tell. Ron's going to be sour and not like government or young people things, April doesn't like doing things, Andy is dumb. So I am super glad that this…

Oh God, I just had the weirdest dream, that I frequently went to a website just to make catty comments about shows I don't even watch.

There was, in fact, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I have a sudden urge to make a Billy Budd account, and just post naive comments that underline man's native sympathy while also pointing out that the judicial system is inherently biased against true humanity.

Hold up a second, this video was kind of stupid and masturbatory.