Welp, I got what I came here for. Thanks dude.

I'm really surprised by how enjoyable to watch Jim Carey seemed in this trailer. Like, he's not supposed to be that enjoyable to watch anymore.

"Various Artists" is my favorite band.

Sherlock, would you say that you and Irene Adler have a….rocky relationship?

“If you saw two guys named Hambone and
Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy,
wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."

I want in on record that if I am honest with myself, I'd probably be cool with like, maybe four or five people dying if it meant I get to be immortal.

OH SHIT I PLAYED THAT GAME IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME YOU JUST UNLOCKED A CRAZY COOL MEMORY.

I wonder if Pixar will benefit from this last minute complete overhaul of its summer blockbuster.

"Simpsons 3: Tokyo Drift" The Simpsons just straight up get into Tokyo drift racing.

Truly you are the king of kings.

You have to stick your head under them if you want to sneeze on stuff.

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32 seasons and a movie!

DARE I become a gimmick account that posts only pumpkin jokes?

I wonder if they'll…keel…his….haul?

No! Don't worry! Her dress is kind of the same yellow-y color as it is on Two Broke Girls!

'Girls' turned into a hardcore pornography show so gradually I barely even noticed.

You are absolutely right, and the difference is important for anybody here who's trying to become more media literate.

I'll find episodes of Benson my own way, thank you very much.

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus  If a guy lost two of his fingers in a horrible accident, I wouldn't fault him for wearing a glove all the time.