I'm gonna go with this, because I still have some faint hope that Oz will be even remotely kinda sorta maybe good.

It's a long story.

Hold up though, @avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus  researched Sinbad episodes and cross-referenced their original air dates just to make me look silly. That is the most work anybody's ever done to make me look silly.

Hold up though, @avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus  researched Sinbad episodes and cross-referenced their original air dates just to make me look silly. That is the most work anybody's ever done to make me look silly.

Figures YOU'D say Goodman.

Figures YOU'D say Goodman.

Oh Hank Scorpio no doubt. Him pulling sugar out of his pockets is without a doubt my favorite Simpsons gag of all time short of "64 slices of American cheese".

Oh Hank Scorpio no doubt. Him pulling sugar out of his pockets is without a doubt my favorite Simpsons gag of all time short of "64 slices of American cheese".

To be fair, Sinbad was REALLY good that night.

To be fair, Sinbad was REALLY good that night.

This is honestly one of my least favorite classic Simpsons episodes.

This is honestly one of my least favorite classic Simpsons episodes.

They used an actual, recognizable  Scranton bar? That's actually pretty sweet. Good on them.

Oh my God Meredith is Captain Janeway.

Shhhh! If you reference Monster A-Go-Go, people might think that they want to watch it.

Followed by the Blunch Black of Blotra Blame.

Plus he talks about Baseball that makes me actually like Baseball, which is a triumph.

I'm so glad people here have such a love for Greg Proops, who isn't always funny, but doesn't give two shits what you think and will do whatever the fuck he wants, thank you very much.

This will all be forgiven if one of the characters, at some point in the film, say:

I only learned today that "A Haunted House" WASN'T "Scary Movie V".