Pardon me?

God bless this review for at least admitting that what this show portrays as "nerd" is not nearly the same as actual people who identify as "nerdy".

In Tornado92's defense, he DID pwn half the world backstage. That wasn't just bragging.

Also it sucked, so it has that not going for it.

Claire is horny, Michael.

Pretty sure it's the noise that happens whenever there's a twist on LOST.

I'm not sure there were two different people in that van. They look like alternate reality versions of each other.

2017 called and I'm really unsure of how to direct the charges.

I honestly thought Benson himself registered it a while back to go to some sort of DLM page, but I guess not.

Overt racism, or just the easiest way to package action figure?

The fact that he didn't call this "Grandmascock.com" makes me not want to listen.

(Joke about family that goes into a talent agency to describe their family show to a talent agent. The description is full of disgusting acts: including but not limited to mutilations, father-raping, eyeball stabbing, genital contortion, white slavery, zeppelin races, inserting things into other things, scatology, the…

The "Finishing each other's sandwiches" gag has always been one of my favorites. Not only is it funny on its own, but by the end of that scene LINDSAY IS FINISHING MICHAEL'S SANDWICH. It's the type of brilliance that you don't think can be topped, but then later Tobias also interrupts Michael to end a sentence with…

The "Finishing each other's sandwiches" gag has always been one of my favorites. Not only is it funny on its own, but by the end of that scene LINDSAY IS FINISHING MICHAEL'S SANDWICH. It's the type of brilliance that you don't think can be topped, but then later Tobias also interrupts Michael to end a sentence with…

His Dropball training really came in handy.

We've heard that all before.

It trudged through some familiar territory, but I generally grade these episodes entirely on how funny Jake's transformations are, so A triple plus high quality would buy again.

Cake Boss!

How do you know when a girl likes you?

Alright, actually, full disclosure: