Bah, They've Learned Nothing
They need to 're-brand' to something meaningless like "MTV" or "Scy-Fy" so they can justify any programming ("It wasn't meant to be funny, we're not 'Comedy Central' anymore, we're 'C-Squared'!)

Minimum-security
Oh no, he's going to a minimum-security prison with other white-collar criminals. What a terrible punishment!

It's just something to do
Having a girlfriend who participated in the Rocky shadowcasts for a number of years, it's a mixed bag - people still in/fresh out of high school Drama Club, people desperate to get back to those days, and people just looking to have some fun. As long as there's a majority of the latter,…

Gwen Stacy? Least interesting?
Gwen Stacy was far, far more interesting that Mary-Jane ever was.

I would've preferred something crazy as shit than as boring as paint drying, which is what we ended up getting.

As someone once said, "It's dance music, you're not supposed to listen to it"

"The Cleveland Show" cleverly follows, meaning that everything the Simpsons does now is utterly hilarious in comparison.

I think Bill O'Reilly might've just discovered the existence of the Simpsons three days ago.

Thankfully, it sucked enough that I could stop at Book One of the Herbert/Anderson "team-up".

The fact that it's being made is the joke.

Sure, why not an unproven hack? If it worked for the screenplay of "Batman Forever"…

Replacements?
What about "Alex Chilton"?

Sorry
I prefer to not to play sequels to games I CAN"T FUCKING PLAY BECAUSE THEY"RE STILL "EXCLUSIVE" AFTER FOUR YEARS.

Avatar
Everyone was talking about Avatar, and then about Avatar 3D. For a movie revolving around something called "unobtanium", a lot of people across a spectrum of interests really, really likes it or at least talking about it.

You have chosen "no".

Misstep on the Devo Album Cover
They didn't airbrush Rodriguez's face. They used a composite of the features of the four most recent US Presidents to replace his.

Asymptotic or linear progression. Does that clear things up?

The Future Soon
Maybe his next series will be an alternate near-past?

Well, cyberpunk was in serious trouble once Billy Idol released his eponymously-titled album about the subject.
(Although I should point out that the weird Tolkien-Gibson hybrid game that Gibson doesn't particuarly care for, Shadowrun, is still chug-chug-chugging along)

Moore - well before Hollywood drove him mad - made an excellent point in an interview. He pointed out that "Blade Runner" was a brilliant movie, and "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?" was a brilliant book, but the two are only tangentially related. He said that's what he's like to see done with his works, which…