The vulture thing was one of Schultz's best sight gags, he had to go with it.

Snoopy Come Home depressed the hell out of me as a little kid.

My own thoughts on Peanuts:

I always thought of Lucy as a true friend, she'd be there for Charlie Brown and was good as someone who gives you a good kick in the ass when you need it.

So Peppermint Patty and Marcie were getting it on behind Charlie's back?

I hope the best for you. And the quilt is amazing.

Yes, this, exactly…and as someone who works in the tech world, I've been asked to do things for "exposure" (I've been doing this for 25 years, lol at "exposure") and when I've tried to get them to understand where I'm coming from by asking how they'd react if someone asked them to code for free, they of course get…

I do freelance writing on the side and I've been asked to write stuff, then I send them a proposal including my hourly. Some accept but some pull this shit. "Hey, you can add it to your resume" or "you can get some notice for it!" to which I reply "I'm a professional with 25 years of experience doing this, so I really…

Yeah fuck the h8ers

I volunteered for a while at an animal shelter when Fraser was running and we had so many Jack Russells come in because people were dumb enough to think they were getting Eddie and didn't do any research into how "high-energy" they are. I really felt bad for them, tell you the truth.

a ) Kelsey Grammar comes off as a real asshole so no surprise he was the only one pissed about the dog.

Most of the awww-cute chimps are juveniles. An adult chimp is one dangerous beast.

I never truly understood this stuff until a college friend of mine explained it to me…summer camp was a big part of the young general New York area Jew experience.

Call it "The Funk of Forty Thousand Years"

Guy Fieri ice cream…ponder that if you will.

GREEN JUICE IS PEOPLE!!!!

It might be a real Hasselback

I'm afraid I'd get home and they'd be sitting on the couch yelling at each other about Donald Trump.

Hold on, I'm still working on my Lisa Ling pun.

My wife and I leave the TV on a Comcast music channel for our cats and two greyhounds, and I swear to God, I think "wonder what they might be into today? I know, go with adult alternative…"