I read this breaking news in a breathless voice.

Hi, I'm a Gen Xer. We went through this 20-25 years ago. We don't take anything seriously! We mope all the time! We're too ironic! It'll be fine. I work at a university, you are all just young adults to me. And just think, your peers will do the exact same thing to whatever replaces you in 20-25 years as the…

I'm not entirely sure but I think one of the Gnostic gospels discovered in Egypt is the Gospel of Magnets.

I have a pretty big garden in our backyard, and one of the new veggie hits is a variety of tomatillo called amarylla that's a Polish variety. I saw that and figured, shit, a POLISH tomatillo? I must try. Anyway, it's delicious but extremely sweet. The closest flavor match I can describe is orange-pineapple (I don't…

Dik, this book helped me a ton when I was trying to find a job: https://knockemdead.com/pro…

Joke I just heard at a powwow (I used to be on a powwow drum and fill in from time to time) that plays on white people thinking all of us have the exact same culture no matter what nation and what part of the country:

Eh…TLC HQ security would wonder if Honey Boo-Boo was there for a meeting and say "get the pooper-scooper again"

Not that I would ever do it but I tease my wife every year by pointing out that one could watch anywhere from 13-14 hours straight of live college football on autumn Saturdays thanks to cable TV.

I'm a PSU fan who has very complicated feelings about You Know What…I infuriate many people with them; mainly, I think JoePa reported the Sandusky shower incident to the guy who was head of campus police (Schultz), was told "we'll handle it, coach", and didn't do enough to follow up on it (hence his "With the benefit…

This movie is one not mentioned here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Tampopo was just plain funny.

Just learned this…what a pleasant surprise. I think you all are about the best group of commenters in the entire Internets, so pleased to see this.

Marah, sort of surprised you left out their influence on punk, 80s underground, and new wave groups. Their songs were covered by The Circle Jerks, Minor Threat, The Ex Pistols, and David Bowie. Too bad because I think a lot of people saw their outfits and thought they were some sort of 60s bubble gum band. They rocked…

Mac Miller does the MAC system.

Hi, my name is Thomas and I don't believe this article is true.

Because Gollum, and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her so the eagles had to rescue the girl so fair.

Really loved Wilfred…there were a few misses but mostly a very strange and solid show. The finale was just outstanding…just enough open questions to make it intriguing without frustrating.

Hey who among us hasn't got shitfaced and knocked over a few Moai, right y'all?

I can't watch this because the dog dies. Yeah, one of those people.

Big Fake Hymen would make a fantastic band name.