You can log out anytime you like, but you can never leave. *1000 dads start air guitaring to Joe Walsh*

The band has a sense of humor. A lot of their fanbase are a bunch of overserious pricks, though.

I was expecting a FANNIBALS hash tag to pop up on the screen when Hugh said it.

I wouldn't be so sure of that. I have a bad feeling Hannibal will be giving Francis directions to the Verger estate and orders to kill. Katharine Isabelle is supposed to have one more brief apperance in one of the final episodes and more and more I'm not liking her chances of getting out of the show alive.

Symptoms for Atomic Elbow include gettin' funky like a monkey and having the urge to start clubberin'. If you contract Atomic Elbow, head immediately to the pay window for treatment, if you will.

He would have saved her but Pa Kent told him not to use his powers.

Not 90's enough. Needs more pouches

I looked it up on IMDB and saw it was filmed in the town I grew up in. I might have to check it out and see if I recognize any landmarks.

Let me guess, "I wanna kiss your lips but not the ones on your face" was the Quiet Riot lyric you asked your parents the meaning of.

When Guns 'N' Roses added the chorus to Big Dumb Sex to their Buick Mackane cover on "The Spaghetti Incident?" I wondered if they got that the song was a parody of the L.A. bands like them or did the joke whiz over Slash's top hat.

Last I heard about Freddie he was writing storylines for WWE. I'm not sure if he still is.

"They hit Buddy! C'mon girls!"

You meant the female version of the Wilhelm Scream during the scene when Donnie froze? That was hilarious.

With me, it was a bummer finding out how much of a xenophobic douche Dan Simmons is. It turned me off buying any more of his books. He's a great writer but after listening to the walking Yahoo News commentators at my job all day it takes away from my motivation to give my money to someone with a similar mindset.

Leave our obese white children alone, Michelle Obummer! Why do you hate 'Murrica, Honey Boo-Boo, and her mama?

That Mickey Free chick was finer than a motherfucker.

Cue up Johnny Manziel's next public blunder.

Sheffield's writing rubbed me the wrong way. It always came off like second-rate Klosterman.

I can barely listen to the original version these days. I can't imagine how the 21st Century version of Up With People will butcher it.

Actually it's Neil's voice on both songs.