A Sam Worthington movie that's a bit bland? If that don't beat all!

Little Emma Adderall, it was a tribute to Alex Chilton.

At least the monsters look like practical effects and not a pile of CGI shit. The trailer looked interesting so I'd be willing to give the found-footage gimmick a pass.

It sounds like someone recorded the death yelps of a narcoleptic cat. This is was Pitchfork and NPR were shooting their collective loads over a couple years ago?

"You call that churning butter? I was churning butter but then it got all mainstream."

OHHHH YEAHHHH!

Mmm, that some fine hating, Mike.

"Classic Shyamalan, with a tweest!"

The lawsuit slips away.

Tonight I'll Sue

*Gives a 21 Fart Salute in memory of Kirk. Sharts*

Lifetime with a little Pax Channel Christianity thrown in from time to time.

Anna made a deal with the Devil, aka Chuck Lorre, so no Lifetime movies for her, just a shitty sitcom your parents will watch for the next decade or so.

HOOOOOOOOOO!