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That's nothing compared to the explosive dump Hank is about to drop in Walter's bathroom. Prepare for massive casualties.

That's nothing compared to the explosive dump Hank is about to drop in Walter's bathroom. Prepare for massive casualties.

tl;dr. Hank go poo on the potty.

tl;dr. Hank go poo on the potty.

That pile is nothing compared to the ginormous dump Hank is gonna take in summer 2013.

That pile is nothing compared to the ginormous dump Hank is gonna take in summer 2013.

Screw all these shows. I'm holding out for an amazing Season 2 of Alcatraz. Oh wait…

Screw all these shows. I'm holding out for an amazing Season 2 of Alcatraz. Oh wait…

7. Relax the sphincter muscles and release the poo.

7. Relax the sphincter muscles and release the poo.

Hank has stool samples bigger than NCIS ratings.

Hank has stool samples bigger than NCIS ratings.

AVClub community grade for this show is "A-" just slightly higher than Sonia's "F" bomb of a grade. Sonia, I think it's time for you to pick another show to review.

AVClub community grade for this show is "A-" just slightly higher than Sonia's "F" bomb of a grade. Sonia, I think it's time for you to pick another show to review.

Almost everything about the pilot should have been awesome. Gus Fring, sword fighting & musket rifles, young hottie with a bow, and armed militias that will give FOX News mouth-breathers a raging jealousy boner.

Almost everything about the pilot should have been awesome. Gus Fring, sword fighting & musket rifles, young hottie with a bow, and armed militias that will give FOX News mouth-breathers a raging jealousy boner.

You mean you're ready to take the plunge into the bowl? Creamy or solid?

Hank's mid-turtling epiphany is a metaphor for the human condition. We're all just dangling poo: we peek out at the mysterious unknown toilet bowl of life, yet we remain firmly clinched in the sphincter canal of safety and the known.

Hank's mid-turtling epiphany is a metaphor for the human condition. We're all just dangling poo: we peek out at the mysterious unknown toilet bowl of life, yet we remain firmly clinched in the sphincter canal of safety and the known.

As Hank's ginormous steaming poo began to turtle, all was revealed. A true moment of fecal enlightenment.