As Hank's ginormous steaming poo began to turtle, all was revealed. A true moment of fecal enlightenment.

Will this involve Queen's "Flash Gordon" soundtrack?

Will this involve Queen's "Flash Gordon" soundtrack?

You're in what some call a "thin place," a border space where two different worlds begin to touch. Sort of like Hank sitting on the pot and turtling during his epiphany.

You're in what some call a "thin place," a border space where two different worlds begin to touch. Sort of like Hank sitting on the pot and turtling during his epiphany.

The cliffhanger was "special" in that we got a peek into Hank's special poo time on the pot.

The cliffhanger was "special" in that we got a peek into Hank's special poo time on the pot.

Instead of a Black dude, will they just cast an empty chair and then yell at it, Clint Eastwood-style?

Instead of a Black dude, will they just cast an empty chair and then yell at it, Clint Eastwood-style?

Well, Hank's own number 2 is pretty serious business. I hope nobody tries to disturb him before it drops. It'll be one serious sploosh.

Well, Hank's own number 2 is pretty serious business. I hope nobody tries to disturb him before it drops. It'll be one serious sploosh.

Hank's tough, but one's sphincter muscles can only keep up for so long. I feel bad for the guy.

Hank's tough, but one's sphincter muscles can only keep up for so long. I feel bad for the guy.

It's the same black goo from the X-Files that Ridley Scott borrowed for his deplorable Prometheus movie.

It's the same black goo from the X-Files that Ridley Scott borrowed for his deplorable Prometheus movie.

I won't have time to see this given all the time I'm gonna invest in the exciting 2nd season of Alcatraz. Oh wait…

I won't have time to see this given all the time I'm gonna invest in the exciting 2nd season of Alcatraz. Oh wait…

Will this have Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair?

Will this have Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair?

Yikes. I guess Hank's hand-selected ice cubes must have provided a little extra "oomf" for the drink. I like my drinks served with a hint of fecal matter.