Yikes. I guess Hank's hand-selected ice cubes must have provided a little extra "oomf" for the drink. I like my drinks served with a hint of fecal matter.

Holy crap, this guy was the guy in Green Mile?

Holy crap, this guy was the guy in Green Mile?

Yeah, Mel Gibson is pretty rotten. But at least he didn't marry his adopted daughter like Woody Allen did. At their pedo-wedding, Woody walked Soon Yi down the aisle and presented her to himself.

Yeah, Mel Gibson is pretty rotten. But at least he didn't marry his adopted daughter like Woody Allen did. At their pedo-wedding, Woody walked Soon Yi down the aisle and presented her to himself.

We're really not sure if Hank's poo is "out" yet. He's sort of suspended in the turtling phase until the show resumes next year.

We're really not sure if Hank's poo is "out" yet. He's sort of suspended in the turtling phase until the show resumes next year.

But what really keeps us up all night: Hank is forever suspended in those quiet seconds when the poo barely peeks its head out. It just hovers there above the water, forever turtling in the Breaking Bad universe. Will it ever drop?

But what really keeps us up all night: Hank is forever suspended in those quiet seconds when the poo barely peeks its head out. It just hovers there above the water, forever turtling in the Breaking Bad universe. Will it ever drop?

Naw, Hank's massive poo is just barely poking its head out. It has yet to drop.

Naw, Hank's massive poo is just barely poking its head out. It has yet to drop.

If I were Hank I would have remembered to flush.

If I were Hank I would have remembered to flush.

But which sound effect will be used—-a chunky solid or creamy spew? Details, details.

But which sound effect will be used—-a chunky solid or creamy spew? Details, details.

Also, Hank really had to go take a poo.

Also, Hank really had to go take a poo.

tl;dr. Hank took a massive dump.

tl;dr. Hank took a massive dump.

I know. I can't believe Hank forgot to flush.