What, no scenes of Hank on the toilet? Lame.

What, no scenes of Hank on the toilet? Lame.

How do you keep the weight down, Eddie? Tobacco, blow, and hatred of Diamond Dave?

How do you keep the weight down, Eddie? Tobacco, blow, and hatred of Diamond Dave?

Boston, eh? Is this the music that overweight 45-year-olds listen to when they want to remember what life was like they could still get an erection, a date, and herpes?

Boston, eh? Is this the music that overweight 45-year-olds listen to when they want to remember what life was like they could still get an erection, a date, and herpes?

I like it, though adding Clint Eastwood's RNC speech to Hank's sacred poop time is truly excrement overload!

I like it, though adding Clint Eastwood's RNC speech to Hank's sacred poop time is truly excrement overload!

Look, a senile Clint spouting incomprehensibles at an empty chair for 15 minutes on live TV was probably the finest entertainment of the decade. Forget Herman Cain's 9-9-9 nonsense. Forget Rick "OOOPS" Perry. Clint delivered the full on crazy. A powerful image of a political party's future: old angry white dudes…

Look, a senile Clint spouting incomprehensibles at an empty chair for 15 minutes on live TV was probably the finest entertainment of the decade. Forget Herman Cain's 9-9-9 nonsense. Forget Rick "OOOPS" Perry. Clint delivered the full on crazy. A powerful image of a political party's future: old angry white dudes…

Add Clint Eastwood yelling at an empty chair, and I'll be all over this show like TeaParty jizz on an Atlas Shrugged paperback.

Add Clint Eastwood yelling at an empty chair, and I'll be all over this show like TeaParty jizz on an Atlas Shrugged paperback.

Screw this. I want some Clint Eastwood yelling at an empty chair!

Screw this. I want some Clint Eastwood yelling at an empty chair!

It's a fecal tsunami of enlightenment for Hank.

It's a fecal tsunami of enlightenment for Hank.

Will this feature Clint Eastwood yelling at an empty chair?

Will this feature Clint Eastwood yelling at an empty chair?

From the depths of Hank's descending colon, all will be revealed.

From the depths of Hank's descending colon, all will be revealed.