#whitepeopleproblems

I get scared when Teh Latins are on the teevee. I need Fox News to keep me safe from Darkies who want to harm me and take away my gunz.

Damn, what a fantastic episode.

Oh, I'm sure David Simon isn't taking a penny from anyone who didn't watch the show when it first aired on HBO….right?….

Yeah, how dare the immense majority of people who don't have HBO watch shows once they are put on DVD! The horror!!!!!!!!!!

The Wire? Yes, I enjoy watching Teh Blacks from the safety of my trendy Ikea couch. Watching Poverty Porn on my flatscreen tv is the best.

Nooooooo, meesa likes da Prequels much much better. Always go for da Prequels, Lucas! What could possibly go wrong?

What, no love for the groundbreaking, patriarchy-challenging, epic Pan Am series?

So Julian Lennon wasn't invited to join the band? Julian's the only "Beatles child" with a Billboard Top 40 hit.

Well then, sign me up! I can't wait to wear Santorum U colors. Oh wait…

Forget this Savage U nonsense. I'm holding out for Santorum U.

Whatever happened to Woody Allen's adoption agency/bridal service? 
for details, go to www.Woody.Allen.Pedophile.Burn.in.Hell/

Not a bad show. I like it. And it reminds me of just how horrendous ABC's Pan Am truly was, in every possible way.

I think HBO's "Luck" wins the award for 'Story Matters Here' pretension.

I think they already tried that with Alcatraz.

The show isn't that bad. At least it's not like Pan Am or Person of Interest.

I think I'll be able to stay with the show through another season. But I also have a crush on Mireille Enos, so that might be part of my attraction.

The show isn't that bad. At least it's better than Pan Am.

That Gotya song isn't totally annoying, but I just checked out Kimbra for the first time. Her "Cameo Lover" truly is fabulous.

"Phoenix Dark" - Ben Stiller in Mystery Men