Crap. guess I'm getting slow.

Should I read this interview with Woody Harrelson? My time is valuable.

When did Bruce Cockburn change his name to Eric Bachmann?

Ooooooooooh, meesa loves the Special Editions moooovies. They're da bestest. George Lucas, you da man!

I can't wait for Lars "I-Understand-Hitler" Von Trier's promised upcoming film, The Final Solution. Golly, Lars is so smart and subversive.

Will these films give Natalie Portman more opportunities to defend ass-rapist Roman Polanksi?

Ohhhhhhh, meesa loves da prequel mooovies! What could possibly go wrong?

She did just fine. And still, much better than Florence + The Machine, Dessa, and Foster the People. And Kurt Cobain.

Her music may not be brilliant, but at least it's far from snooze-crap-fests like Dessa, Florence + The Machine, or Foster the People.

Renewed already? Because there aren't enough lifeless TV shows about white guys talking.

Maybe this venue will provide Natalie Portman more opportunities to courageously defend ass-rapist Roman Polanski.

#whitepeopleproblems

They shouldn't have even cast Kerry Condon. They need to rename the show: "White Guys Talking and Talking and Talking…."

Replace all the dialogue with droning "waaa waaaaa waaaa waaaa" trombone sounds from the Peanuts cartoons. Holy crap, what a lifeless, boring show.

Lars Von Trier deserves a nomination for "Best Director Who Identifies With Hitler." I can't wait for his Final Solution movie. Hilarious.

This one's easy: Dessa singing "The Chaconne" for the One Track Mind series.

I can't wait for NBC's comeback show, "Mercy: Medics With Jobs So Cool, Helicopters Explode!" Wasn't that Mercy? Or maybe Trauma? Damn, those shows were so interesting and amazzzzzzzzzzzzzz……….

Wow, Genji, you have horrible taste in torsos. Lowered expectations in old age, huh?

Ohhhhhh! Meesa isa so excited about dis new mooovie from George Lucas! George Lucas is da bestest of mooovie makers. Ay-yee-yee!

I think Hugo Hurley has 2 PhDs, one in military history and one in criminology. Plus I think he authored four non-fiction books. I suppose his book royalties cover the cost of his comic book store, which is probably expensive being in the Bay Area.