What kind of band can they be? Certainly not a duo because it takes four of them to play live. They should just change their name to "The Black Keys: We Wish We Were Wye Oak."

I'll watch only if Steve Vai plays a nine-minute guitar solo on a seven-string guitar with an amp that goes to 11.

Any official reason why Michael Anthony was replaced with Eddie's kid in the first place?

I won't feel safe unless Jack Bauer tortures some o' dem terrrists. Remember: if we condemn torture, the terrrists win.

Hey, you still haven't exposed AVClub's vast "Liberal Misogyny" Conspiracy like you promised you would. What happened? Did reality get in the way?

White People Problems.

I'm no fan of Spielberg on war, either. I swear I was the only person on the planet who had significant problems with Saving Private Ryan.

26 hours and counting, vet323.

Meesa isa soooo excited for da prequel mooovie! What could possibly go wrong?

It's now been over 3 hours, vet323. Still waiting for your big reveal that will totally backup your vast "liberal misogyny" conspiracy.

Hey, at least Mel never dated & married his daughter, like Woody Allen did.

I'll pass on the impromptu "missions" of self-importance. But please do include more posts on Aubrey Plaza.

Great post by O'Neal. I haven't laughed so hard since the piece on unpaid interns for Black Swan.

Can AVClub just start a new series featuring Jenn Wasner? I don't care what it's about, as long as Jenn Wasner is in it.

Tracy Morgan! Wow, he sure did have some fine bits of dialogue.

It's a reference to the character Raoul, Christine's childhood interest.

Genji, are you aware of the source material?

Yeah, Genji had a problem with this in the past. But he's much better now.

Poor Genji. You never got slushied in high school because you couldn't even get into your school's glee club. At least you learned cool words like "ergo" that you would eventually put to use on internet blog comments, and that's an accomplishment you should be proud of.

I'll buy it, but only if it comes with Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk in the basement, writing song & dance numbers to entertain me.