To connect causality to the big bang is a mistake. Unless we're talking about that one time I got really drunk and fucked Emmy Noether.

I actually loved the show. I just don't know anyone else who watched it.

As long as Keanu Reeves isn't in it, I'll probably watch it.

If they're encouraging comparison to Deadwood, do they want it to be another series no one watches and is then canceled?

I hope we're talking about the episode of Blue's Clues where Blue gets run over by a car.

I laugh my ass off every time I watch Step Brothers.

Please don't have Sharone Stone.
Please don't have Sharone Stone.
Please don't have Sharone Stone.
Please don't have Sharone Stone.
Please don't have Sharone Stone.

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anthing at all. "

Jesus Christ!! You people need to go to better parties.

Is there a problem with gravity in the future, Marty?

…or the theme from Fat Albert.

I would give anything, and I mean anything, to see these five jam together on one song. As long as that one song was "Too Drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys.

mmmmmm….Jello.

I'm older than dirt, so yeah, I'd fuck her.
And then bash her head in.

There's such a thing as drinking too much? Fuck me.

I am in Miami right now, drunk off my ass with my dick swinging in the breeze to celebrate.

I'm married, and the only sex I have is with myself. It's not bad sex, either. I'm always satisfied.

Wrong Turn. She was brilliant in that.

Actual thing I did at work, without thinking, while meeting with my boss.

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