You live in Kentucky, don't you?

^ s/b "buy a pair…"

I just showed my wife that picture and asked her to by a pair and give me a handjob while wearing them. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

Exactly. That fucking douchebag Michael Vazquez had it coming. Fuck him.

@ Shrike: They become Teabaggers.

I misread the title and thought this was a reality show about meth and prostitutes. I would watch that.

Wasn't the B-52's anthology also called "Nude on the Mooo"?

I believe that a quantum theory of conciousness will eventually be found to be true. However, it will feature highly complicated mathematical structures, not the dippy horseshit in this movie.

I'm not a DNA expert, but I believe it would depend exactly where in the chain foreign DNA was used to "fill in". If it was in a latent part of the structure, it could technically be possible within about 20 years or so to do this.

This is when I quit watching the local news:

As a physicist, this whole thing makes me want to cry. I would like to choke some random Hollywood asshole every time someone asks me a stupid question about the coming "apocalypse." Actually, I would rather choke the fucking idiots who believe that what they see in the movies is actually real.

Damn, all I've got is a Circle K. But they sell beer, so that's cool.

Caballero, I did as you suggested and now I need therapy.

If you don't pay attention to the periods, you end up with a big fucking mess to clean up.

I added to the Towelie love when I Googled Megan Foxx.

I can't believe I got all the way through this thread and not one person mentioned Firefall.

"Baker Street" and "Coming Down Again" by the Stones are still my favorite post-bender songs. That shit will fix you right up after a three month blackout-inducing drinking binge. Husker Du works well for this also. Sorry to hear about Gerry Rafferty.

I'm holding out for The Love Bug and The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again to be re-released in 3D.

When the music's over
The buffet begins…

Stevie Wonder and Darkthrone.