Because you may hate Mexicans and Muslims, but everybody loves Cookie Monster.

Brad!

Okay, this explains the internet last night.

I was worried. I'd built it up so much in my head.

It was a fun cheap laugh, mocked a part of nerd culture (silly fan feuds) that could probably use some mockery.

#KeepJost #KeepChe #CancelCancelJost

I hear you friend,
No need to tussle.
Who's not a fan of
Old Nipsey Russell?

*Starts saving those pennies*

And now I'm hearing that they're slaughtering hostages one at a time. Shit.

Yes, there was a period of time where they did the same Flanderizing of Lisa that they did with…well, Flanders, only with her one note being a constant drumbeat for specific causes. This quickly grew tiresome whether or not she was in the right (and in the terms of the story, she usually was). However, as you stated,…

It's true!

Hey, it's nine now. NINE! THE SHEER EFFRONTERY OF DEMANDING NEARLY TEN DOLLARS FOR UNLIMITED STREAMING OF MOVIES AND SHOWS, INCLUDING CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ORIGINAL CONTENT!

You never said I had to offer you a second chance.

Last time I experienced a leak this disappointing, I needed penicillin.

#Cancelcanceljost

Brilliant. I can give no further reply to this article, as anything that I write will seem forced and stale in comparison.

Aren't we all, though?

It's an overreaction, but I seem to be in a minority in that opinion, if the responses I've received in other online forums has been any indication.

Movies with Tina Fey.

It had to happen eventually, I suppose, but the news is still hard to take. He, his writers, and his correspondents are the ones responsible for the shred of sanity that I still had remaining after the Bush years.