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It may be because that picture has been more touched up than a scary basement light switch.

It may be because that picture has been more touched up than a scary basement light switch.

I have a political science degree and I am here to tell you; I am as full of crap as all of the people you listed, if not more so.

I know this is kinda like saying sunsets are pretty, but PETA baiting is easy AND fun.

You hear about the blonde lesbian? She was into

This movie was straight terrible. The fight scenes were alright, but there were four of them and the remainder of the film was overwrought drudgery.  She's gorgeous, but the acting, directing and writing were all well below hollywood average. Seriously, don't go see this.

What, exactly, is a "dog without warning?"

O'neal, "unmanned drone" is the best thing that I have seen today.

Hey, I slave away at a community soup kitchen for three hours each week. I therefore have the right to bring it up in conversations with people I just met, I can keep on buying stuff I don't need without guilt and I can (apparently) cause bodily harm to anyone who tries to entertain children with makeup and whimsy.

So I get to stone clowns if I want to if I do volunteer work?

My best guess is that white limos are too gauche to be seen in at an awards show.  If that is the case, then the sentence makes sense.

I think it may have been more valuable for you to try to understand why they bash the Tea Party and think Obama is doing a fine job then to get caught up in the "my news source is less biased than your news source" argument.

Fat Neil is better.

Her?

This is why I can't watch nice things!

Points off for you for not realizing that the face in the moon thing is not just from Aladdin.