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The Timonator
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Fooey! $40.00 wasted!

What the moon will teach the baby
Respect.

I need to run to the bathroom real quick…

SNL Season 1
Any hope of seeing these episodes reviewed?

Don't you mean cyber-wood?

:|

I'm still waiting for my plug money

It really was

Actually, that wasn't me. I mean my friend. That was someone else you must have seen.

this best place = the best place ;)

Seriously, this best place to spark a sweet internet no-pic romance isn't the boards following The Hater - this is the most volitile and snarky posting board on the whoooooole internets. Fair warning!

NO! Well… yes - my friend I mean, not me.

damn are there some mean bastards out there or what?

I think the stigma on internet dating is probably a little harsh myself - shit shy people deserve a break too, don't they?

It does if The Timonator helps you with your profile! (For a nominal fee, of course)

Next time you think its funny
to joke about masturbating behind trees at the park - try being the person CAUGHT masturbating behind trees at the park. That shits not cool!

You're not a loser uncola - you're amongst your fellow nerds here! :D

If nobody comes and buys a car in the next 30 minutes - I'm gonna club this baby seal! And I'll do it to! 'Cause I'm CRAAAAZY!

Woody Harrison, huh?

I don't think my stomach can take much more of this