you get no… You Get No… YOU GET NO… *YOU GET NO COMMER-ER-CIALS*

Why do you need a 'kit' anyway? Why not just melt some chocolate till its a hot smooth liquid and apply it directly to the genitalia and let it cool until dry?

Comcast is, and always will be, the damn devil. This is proven, but not established, by their evil, rage inducing commercials.

That should be a band name if its not already

I think the idea is that you … umm… maybe you should ask your mother about this one, son.

Nothing says 'I love you'
Better than slipping her a mickey on Valentines Day.

You know what's crappy about Free Credit Report . com? Their credit reports aren't free. Shouldn't that be illegal or something?

For Seattle
The Shane Company
In Tukwilla off I-5 or I-405 east of alderwood mall.

Blood and Chocolate? Isn't that what you call the aftermath of some super-hot chili?

One time, I was working at a video store when this movie came out. The customer asked me about it but couldn't remember the title and I was like "Oh, The Affair of the Pearl Necklace?" and she got mad at me.

gets you the Nerd award for the day.

That Video Made My Day
Okay that fucking RULED. I was confused and fascinated and entertained all at once - and the song sounded damn cool, even if I don't speak french.

I did that for a couple months - the pit bosses were very strict. Strict, but fair.

I'd Like to congratulate the models
In the article for forsaking their hard career work and inpiring life stories for…

Maybe we can work something out.

This is the comment of the day - nice work Lexicondevil!

So… depth = braindead zombies / survival horror? I loves me some zombies, don't get me wrong - I just think that comaparing NOTLD with Little Miss Sunshine is a little like comparing blood and buttercups.

All apologies Legface, your objection is noted

You bring up a good point - and its a great juxtaposition to what Romero says above.

Romero's Niche
It seems to me that every great film Romero made has (at least) one thing in common: He goes where nobody else had gone before. Obviously, Night of the Living Dead broke some new ground in and of itself. My dad could never stop telling me about how it got banned in New York City from the theaters -…