Did you ever play the Zombies!!! board game - it rules *snort*

That was extremely well put, leg face. *applause*

I wouldn't touch the Americanized version of The Office with a 10' pole

Sweet Jesus how long did it take for that movie to come out anyway!?

Here's your Fifty Bucks, Mary….

The Three Guys
Totally got their seventeen page lecture about nothing deleted - take that cretins!

Horny Goat Weed
Horny Goat Weed is only like $1.05 at the local 7-11 and you know what - that didn't work either! Not that I've taken it or used it or anything like that… cause I don't need it, you see… but ya… I'm just sayin…

This Just In
Erik Kahn is the world's biggest nimrod…

Why not suprise her
… with tickets to Paris' Opera Du Chatelet?

Cut that fucking mullet off your head,
Go to your barber and telling him you are tired of looking like an asshole!

I'm Akon…
For Bakon!!!

Makes bands like Daft Punk go on stage with Kanye anyway? Remember when Jimi Page did Kashmir with Puffy? Jesus Christ I think I actually heard the rattle Rock and Roll being beaten to death back stage.

Is it just me?
Or does Oprah kinda have a medusa thing going on in that picture?

THEY CAN WHEN THEY'RE KITT GOD DAMNIT!!!

For the modern woman
who hates how little she has, how low priced the gifts from her husband/romantic interest are, how boring and unimportant her life seems, how drastically failed her romances have been and how modestly her bed is sized: This show will empower you into becoming something far greater.

And a'il be their to takee pikteres and put those on the intrenets

Reviving the dead
Isn't reviving old dead shows a little like necromancy? I'll wager it wouldn't be well accepted if we dug up JFK and made his bones dance around for our amusement - but when it's KITT we're talkin' about - GRAB YOUR SHOVELS BABY!!! I suspect that much like a dancing corpse, this will be a sad…

Sweet Jesus, next time I'll bring my dictionary, Jack. Would that make you happy?

Nah, you just balance it out with no-doze while the sun is up!

*that* is fucking funny