Fun Facts!
Michael Bay not only uses every product featured in his films in his day to day life, but has also devised methods to employ each of these products in a regular and vigorous masterbation regemin.

I spelled 'having' wrong just now. I will now throw myself over the Tacoma Narrows bridge - thinking of the shame I have brought to the mightiest of posting boards… right after I watch MacGyver tonight. Can't miss MacGyver after all!

Whichever one includes haveing to watch it with Mike IQ

O The Irony
It's good to see MB cut out the middle man for once and go straight for making a commercial that isn't disguised as a hollywood blockbuster.

Fifty of your rich Canadian Dollars will do!

How 'bout he molests them.. THEN he eats them? And btw, if the living having sex w/ the dead is necrophelia, what do you call it when the dead force their dead sex on the living?

god!!! Like, seriously?????? Stop already!!!!!! Totally?!?!?!

For a finale - I think Lewis Carrol should rise from the grave defend his good name by showing these punks how its REALLY done by busting out, Thriller Style, in a full on Zombie dance freak-out.
Then, he should eat them.

Fun Facts!
The girls with the Bandanas are wearing them to keep their identities from us. They are succubus-harpy teens from Hell and they have come to bring the dance-apocolypse to your living room.

The Bee was once arrested for attacking William Shakespeare while on a 'roid enduced rage.

HAAAAAAAYYYYOOOOOO!!!

I'll BEE right back. I'm just going to get my BEE poison.

That… that I cannot forgive

You should be

Fun Facts!
The Bee is a convicted Child Molester

Either way - I'm moving to Canada man!

SCREW the butterfly effect!
I want that Beatles Catalogue!

Ya! Any Mouse can spell anoniemoyse!

Ruining people's lives is hilarious!
I think the first time I saw the promo for this show I learned two things:

It's kinda like that remake of psycho - on the surface, everything seems the same as the original… but then when you experience it, you can't help but to feel like your senses have just been brutally bamboozled.