nailed it.

I resent the implication that I have values.

That's… um… that's great…

Lenny Kravitz 2.0
Looks like Lenny doesn't want shallow women knocking at his door anymore. Women who only want him because of famous name in the pop business. From now on, Lenny will only sleep with lusty young women who want him because of… because of… ummmm….. hmm. Might need some help with this one…

Jason Biggs big break!
It's nice to see a hard workin' actor like J-Rod finally moving up in the world! *sheds tear for American Pie*