It is a plus when children get their due. Now I'm trying to think of other movies where that happens. Don't think I want that in my Google search history, though.

Exactly. I probably would have been great as a miniseries

I thought he was using the McConaughey manifesto

Am I the only one who thought Tomorrowland was ok?
Apart from George Clooney, of course. And that mid-twenties actor playing a teenager. Oh, and Hugh Laurie's terrible English accent.

Wow, the intro to Rose's song (which is not too bad) is eerily similar to "The Fly", but that's where the similarities end for me.
If he hadn't waited so long to complain about this, it might seem less of a money grab.

Heresy!

Hopefully this won't affect their cocaine, peyote, and tequila stipend.

"Clapfleck"

Sounds like a language from the Rick & Morty verse

Kissinger: "Oh no, I seemed to have dropped my glasses in the toilet again"

I'm on board, but only if her friend Gayle gets the nod for VEEP

Watched Near Dark again last night. Damn you, Bill. Damn you for making me crack up at the most inappropriate times. R.I.P.

As soon as there's a good one. Logan could be that one

Hey I'm no fan of festivals to be honest. I'm a musician, so I guess I'm being elitist too, but I'm pretty pedantic about the sound quality at gigs I go to. For me that mostly means indoor shows.
If I'm doing a festival, I much prefer it to be laid back and with camping involved

"Bitch" is what Wayne affectionately calls his vintage two-stroke ride-on lawnmower

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

I was wondering why my Tickle Me Elmo kept groaning at me and saying "tickle me harder, tickle me harder"

Laziness is what separates us from the animals, dude.

The American people

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