"This screening is brought to you by PWC"

They're still going great guns in Europe.

Sounds like a cue to an Andrew Dice Clay routine

I've tried and tried, but those damn tissues just never seem to germinate. Maybe I need to drink more fish emulsion.

I'd add "A Shot of B12" by Boyz12 from American Dad to that list of great fake boy band songs.
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And if you go deep enough, an alien facehugger.

"I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you"

There'll be no kids in the future. Hopefully.

Welcome to the 21st century, Disney XD.

Just distract him with ketchup on a well-done steak

She can play the xenomorph

Needs more Noomi.

Rolf Harris, then?

Is that you Jaden Smith?

But aren't all his peers dead?

Castrate him first

From that pic, it looks like Bill gets a new freckle for every woman he sexually assaults.

They're still doing the darndest things

"That makes me very mad"

And here I was wasting all my time trying to be more "corky"