*canned laughter*

Ha. I received that fucking baby wrapped around a pencil one year for Christmas. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't chew that prick off.

I remember loving the Dinosaurs tv show as a 10 year-old. Just another example of why children are fucking stupid. I dare not watch it again with adult eyes, lest I reaffirm that 10 year-old me was a fucking moron.

*gazes out window and daydreams satisfyingly about Lucy Lawless' bush*

Cary Elwes was definitely someone I was looking forward to doing Random Roles. This was a little disappointing though. No real insight into his career. This may have been better for an 11 Questions type deal, or done by Mr Harris.

Noise

"Listen up AVClub!
The harder you push, the faster we will all get out of here"

Couldn't agree more, actually. Though, I think recently he's found his "new" voice. Just lacking that hit

Too true

It was the relentless touring around the Black album that did his voice in, not one particular song. If you listen to the Live Shit, Binge & Purge recordings, you can hear his voice gradually deteriorating.If only someone in management had told him to be careful.

Probably depend on how many vintage stains it still possesses.

Bale would have at the very least pouted his lips more

And the Family Guy parody is great too.

Unfortunately, there seems to be fuck all R-rated blockbusters these days. I get that it's to put more bums on seats, but I wanna see more of that 80's and 90's feel come back. Remember when Apollo Creed had his arm blown off by an alien in the jungle? That sort of shit.

More colour, less crackers. And less aliens drawn from racial stereotypes - the prequels were blatantly obvious with those.

You're right. Tbh, those two shouldn't have even got past the first Inquisitor. Basically, I want Vader to return every so often just to kick their ass and put them in their place.

C'mon, screw the character arcs. None of the characters are particularly captivating, just give us more light sabre and Darth Vader action. This show is at its best when doing action.

So drink ten cups a day

I thought Han was talking about the impending turd pushing on his rectal sphincter after too many brews at JabbaWorld.

I must say it almost turned me off watching. But I have a feeling this may be as good as Daredevil. Fingers crossed